10/05/05

It was fun being a Baby Boomer, until now!  Some of the artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging Boomers.  They include:

• "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker" - Herman's Hermits

• "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip" - The Bee Gees

• "Splish Splash, I Was Having a Flash" - Bobby Darin

• "I Get By With a Little Help From My Depends" - Ringo Starr

• "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face" - Roberta Flack

• "I Can't See Clearly Now" - Johnny Nash

• "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver" - Paul Simon

• "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom" - Commodores

• "A Whiter Shade of Hair" - Procol Harem

• "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" - Leo Sayer

• "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone" - The Temptations

• "Denture Queen" - Abba

• "Knock Three Times if You Hear Me Fall" - Tony Orlando

• "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore" - Helen Reddy

• "On the Throne Again" - Willie Nelson

• ---AND---  "The Beat Goes ...ON!" - Sonny and Cher